As a seasoned service industry worker, I can honestly say there is no fantasy greater than going off on a sh*tty, disrespectful, ungrateful customer. Being on your feet all day literally serving other people in hopes that they’ll treat you with basic courtesy—and maybe even actually tip you so you can get eat that day—really pushes the boundaries of human patience.
Thankfully, no one can stop service workers from mocking their most obnoxious customers once they’re off the clock (or even when they’re on the clock in the back room). Please enjoy these beleaguered service industry workers doing exactly that and remember: tip generously.