Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest tweets we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were the 15 funniest tweets we saw this week.
go on girl do your thang pic.twitter.com/tSzX63f3kk
— crazy broke asian (@tribranchvo) March 18, 2019
Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can't reach….
I nearly collapsed last night in my own house…..I thought it was Amardiorha pic.twitter.com/NNXOhuDkPg
— Ashola Ilie (@adex0057) April 5, 2019
HER: do u have a condom
ME: u bet [whistles]
[an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat]
H: holy shit
M: ya sometimes he brings cats
— enough with the monolith (@AbrasiveGhost) May 3, 2016
WOLF: I can't do this
FEMALE WOLF: Just focus on me, babe.
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The male penetrates the female
WOLF: He's so creepy
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) April 14, 2016
ted cruz bout to win a oscar for this shit pic.twitter.com/t7oub11hrx
— capitalism liker (@HumanPog) April 19, 2016
FRIEND: Pretend like you’re not too interested
DATE: My grandmother recently passed away
ME: Who cares
— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) April 20, 2016
Because 'My First Book of Scissoring' was the only other option? pic.twitter.com/faDbKScCqY
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) April 20, 2016
me: this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow LOL
bartender: are you going to say that every sip?
me: I'm unemployed
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) April 19, 2016
Shots fired pic.twitter.com/OsQYD9fd8W
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) April 19, 2016
They had me fucked up ❗️🤣 pic.twitter.com/Q5R3AEwrCH
— Gabrielle💫 (@vibewithgabb) September 12, 2019
Can he do this pic.twitter.com/0IbKQrOPPx
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 18, 2016
My favorite diet strategy is to be so drunk that I drop my food, but not so drunk that I pick it back up and eat it.
— Gwen 🔙🔛🔝🔜 (@msgwenl) April 17, 2016
[Cop arresting a centipede]
*opens crate of new handcuffs*
— ŵ͂̌́͝͡ylde d̵̛̛̜͉̰͈̩͙͌̈̉̆̋̊͡͡e b̡͇̲̏́̐̓̐́̇̈͟͡eest (@flashember) April 14, 2016
if youre just waking up from a coma, facebook is now a 1 minute cooking video website
— chuuch (@ch000ch) April 14, 2016
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.