Ruin My Week
21.
guy who invented soda: im about to make juice painful
— the moon, LLC (@guardyourgates) January 21, 2020
22.
I bet the first person to see leaves grow back on trees after winter was like “well that’s a releaf”
— mo (@chuuew) January 18, 2020
23.
guy who invented toilet plunger: *washing hands* “there has to be a better way!”
— mike (@mikegotchalk) January 21, 2020
24.
The guy who invented the Christmas tree: https://t.co/1owG9E3hOe
— Kyle🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) December 8, 2019
25.
People like each other.
*guy who invented religion* sure wish they didn’t.
— Benny and the Baguettes (@Ggreen429) January 22, 2020
26.
[guy who’s about to invent croutons]
*eating salad* i wish this hurt
— Terry F (@daemonic3) October 16, 2019
27.
I bet the first person to eat a crab leg felt like a fucking king.
— the notorious liz (@LizzezFaire) January 2, 2020
28.
“Hey!”
*thousands of people turn around*
Guy who invented names: I HAVE to fix this.
— YΛBKΛƬ (@ohen39) July 5, 2017
29.
‘What if traveling between rooms was slightly harder?’ – guy who invented doors
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 11, 2018
30.
Guy about to invent work: what if we paid people to be miserable
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) November 11, 2019
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