Well, it’s the big day. Election day! We have gotten through so much together in just the past few months: Melania’s body double, Trump getting COVID-19 then consuming fetal cells like a milkshake to heal, trying to save democracy by buying stamps from the USPS, a fly on Mike Pence’s head, and more Trump memes than we can reasonably process, no matter how funny they are. And yet, there are still hours of uncertainty ahead. It’s a lot.
If you feel alone in your Election Day anxiety, please know that you are not. While social media may seem like a bad idea today, it can be a relief to see how many people are feeling just the way you are online. Plus, you can skip all the other stuff and just read our curated best Election Day anxiety tweets below, guaranteed to make you chuckle for a moment before being overwhelmed by existential dread again. Your brain deserves this momentary sense of togetherness:
Good morning please don’t let the worst possible thing happen
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) November 3, 2020
today is one of the toughest days in our nation’s history but please be easy on yourself, breathe, and remember who to call if you have a structured settlement but you need cash now 🇺🇸🇺🇸
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) November 3, 2020
“lol you guys are fucked today” – me talking to the three frozen pizzas in my fridge
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 3, 2020
I love that the only store in my neighborhood that has decided to board up its windows is Lululemon. Because if shit goes awry, the first thing we're going for is the yoga pants
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) November 3, 2020
Election Day should be a paid federal holiday so everyone has the opportunity to vote and I can stare at my phone until the results come in.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 3, 2020
Self-soothing by staring at my lockscreen all day pic.twitter.com/Dn9Im5ridH
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 3, 2020
Trying to make my election night plans but my psychiatrist still won't let me into his pod
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) October 20, 2020
It’s 10am and my battery is already at 2%.
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) November 3, 2020
gearing up for the election by drinking gallons of splash mountain water
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) October 30, 2020
looking back on pics of me voting in 2016 pic.twitter.com/bwwQlF5emR
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 3, 2020