Ruin My Week
31.
When I first started going out with my now husband, his mate said to me, “It’s weird, because there’s something quite sexy about you, even though you’re really plain.”
He was a journalist and got sacked for getting pissed and heckling Julian Simmons at an awards do.— Lee Montgomery (@leehotmess) April 24, 2020
32.
Once complimented a friend on her appearance. To which she replied “well you’ve got a lovely personality”
— Bianca Shead 🔶🍃 (@Bee_anchor) April 24, 2020
33.
Met my older sister’s arch nemesis from school about 10 years after we finished. “Oh Rachel, your face has really filled out, you look just like Jenny.” One sentence, two sisters insulted. She had skills
— Rachel Collins (@OrrCollins) April 24, 2020
34.
‘Director at a wrap party: ‘You know, when I first met you I really fancied you…and I couldn’t figure out why.’
— Lucy Dwyer (@skiddlyboooo) April 24, 2020
35.
I’ve had that a few times. As well as “You’d be lethal if you were fit.
— Suki Zoë (@iamsukizoe) April 24, 2020
36.
About a recent haircut “It’s not fashionable but you went for it anyway, good for you.”
— the white feather (@john_heyes) April 24, 2020
37.
My wife put up a slew of our wedding photos across the lounge, none of which featured me.
— James Smoker (@JPSmoker) April 24, 2020
38.
When I was just coming out a drama school I met with an agent who said, ‘I think you might be successful… but not straight away… because you’re attractive enough… but you’re no Taylor Swift darling’.
— Jennifer Kirby (@JenniferKirby08) April 24, 2020
39.
A man in a bar, to my husband, talking over me:
Hey, how does she know so much about football?I’ve been a professional sportswriter for 12 years.
— Maggie Hendricks (@maggiehendricks) April 24, 2020
40.
A close relative said to me “it’s such a shame your illness put a stop to your lovely little career, but of course, none of us thought it would last anyway; It must be nice to have disability to blame, rather that your looks”
— Annabelle (@EvertonianCamel) April 24, 2020
