Ruin My Week
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Baby boomers: Why don’t you just call/drop in and see if they’re hiring??
Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother’s front window you fucking animals
— grey goo 2020 (@duloxetinequeen) June 6, 2019
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Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) October 16, 2016
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me: student loans are crippling our generation
person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974
— Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019
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You know boomers had it good because their go-to midlife crisis move was buying an expensive car
— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) April 25, 2019
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Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed
Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁
Middle Aged Woman: pic.twitter.com/1DEDHuP5sj
— Numy (@IIIIIMCMXCV) March 11, 2017
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love 2 be a millennial sitting on my giant hoard of cash, willfully refusing to buy:
– diamonds
– houses
– department store things— tekla 💜✨ (@alketrolyat) May 14, 2017
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BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016
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https://twitter.com/MrsMathTeachr/status/970412660767576065
