Baby boomers: Why don’t you just call/drop in and see if they’re hiring??
Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother’s front window you fucking animals
— grey goo 2020 (@duloxetinequeen) June 6, 2019
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) October 16, 2016
me: student loans are crippling our generation
person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974
— Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019
You know boomers had it good because their go-to midlife crisis move was buying an expensive car
— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) April 25, 2019
BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016
Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
— Mrs. Math Teacher (@MrsMathTeachr) March 4, 2018