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21.
each one, a knife to my heart
— delia paunescu (@delia_p) January 31, 2020
22.
Maybe not insufferable but I absolutely love how “per my last email” is code for “do you even know how to f’ing read?”
— Briana McDougall (@briana9) January 29, 2020
23.
“I find it concerning that…” = I’m about burn your fucking world down around you.
— Mr. Pete (@petebasgen) January 30, 2020
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24.
“so you don’t fuck up again…”
— delia paunescu (@delia_p) January 30, 2020
25.
“I appreciate your flexibility in this” = “you’re going to do things MY way”
— PoeSisterMeg (@PoeSisterMeg) January 30, 2020
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