We’ve all been on bad dates. Some of us have continued dating a bad date long past the point we should. And some of us don’t find out the dates were bad until later, when we get more info. A student named Niall Moran, from Perranporth, Cornwall, got more info when his past date sent him an “exit interview” so SHE could get more info. She wanted to know where things went wrong.
Niall must not have liked getting surveyed, because he posted screenshots of the Google Doc he was sent and captioned it, “Can’t believe I slept with a psychopath.”
The Exit Survey has a subtitle that reads, “Thanks for the shag, now rate the experience. Thank u.x.”
I wasn’t ready to immediately write this girl off. She clearly is trying to figure out where she’s going wrong after a relationship ends. If I got a survey about how a shag was immediately after it happened, I’d be more concerned. But let’s dive into what is actually on this survey before making a final judgment.
It starts off strong with a “What were we?” with a space to fill in individual answers. Then, it turns into a rating system, asking him to choose between “cheese grater” and “fellatio queen” for rating the oral sex. That’s a lot.
He is also asked to rate the sex and its freakiness level. I’m gonna guess it was a ten, based on this whole story.
Niall was asked to rate the woman’s personality, looks, and described her best feature in as objectifying a way as possible.
Then she asks a very hard question: “Did we make love or did we f–k?”
And there was an option to leave his name or not. So there must be a lot of these circulating.
I’m very curious what this woman will do with all this info besides feel really sad, but she may need to make a new one soon. Based on Niall’s replies, all sorts of random people are taking the time to type in that Google Doc link and fill it out themselves.
https://twitter.com/EmirMohawk/status/1333345613065359363
Personally, I wish this data scientist the best of luck out there. Dating is rough, if this is what you gotta do to deal with it, do it.