Dean
21.
https://twitter.com/25Average_/status/1017486591923802115
22.
If you’re on a first date and make the other person laugh, I think a good thing to ask right after that is “Do you like me?”
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 28, 2018
23.
8 yrs ago, I was crying alone at a park. A dog ran up to me and nuzzled his snout at my knees. His owner was a handsome cardiologist that ended up dating me. But after 6 weeks, he said his life was “so crazy right now” and started dating an Equinox receptionist. This isn’t us. pic.twitter.com/iL7FhtjAr2
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 3, 2019
24.
https://twitter.com/cottoncandaddy/status/982064297068019712
25.
The best part of a relationship is the very beginning when you haven't met yet and your still single
— A.Jay (@A_JAYOFFICIAL) September 19, 2017
26.
Dating tip: show them you're a good listener by loudly repeating everything they say
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) March 1, 2019
27.
Me frantically going on dating apps so I can be in a relationship by the time Taylor Swift drops her album https://t.co/HWVZCSW8ja
— Ryan Schocket (@RyanSchocket) March 3, 2019
28.
things u have to ask a white guy on a first date
(1) have u punched a hole in a wall
(2) have u ever killed an animal just for fun— alexa (@mariokartdwi) February 22, 2019
29.
https://twitter.com/alafonda/status/1099125343384936448
30.
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1101592382988988416
h/t: BuzzFeed
