Masha
21.
We moved house when I was 4, up until the actual day I thought my parents were packing boxes to keep stuff safe when the house literally moved to a new location. I imagined robotic legs sprouting out of the bottom of the house and it walking itself. I was terribly disappointed.
— Paul Higgins (@TrickyRedDog) May 14, 2020
22.
My ex partner couldn’t figure out a way of not burning her back on the taps when she had a bath. It was a total revelation when we told her to just turn round.
— Dan Lockhart (@DaniLockhart) May 14, 2020
23.
I was told on car journeys when I was little the AC button was a magical Anti-siCKness button. Only realise aged 15 when I announced to the family ‘that never used to work for me’
— Olivia Riddle (@pivriddle) May 14, 2020
24.
For years I thought that “Parking limited to 2hrs. No return within 1hr” meant that I couldn’t come back to my car and leave if I hadn’t been gone for an hour.
— HristianHel (@HristianHel) May 13, 2020
25.
For years I thought that “Parking limited to 2hrs. No return within 1hr” meant that I couldn’t come back to my car and leave if I hadn’t been gone for an hour.
— HristianHel (@HristianHel) May 13, 2020
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