Jason Mustian
Every week I put this post together and every week there’s a plentiful bounty of great tweets to choose from.
It truly is a golden age of tweets. It almost makes you forget society could fall at any moment.
1.
almost 22 years ago 2 people had sex and now i have to go to work everyday
— bam its sam✨ (@saaamscottt6) October 16, 2019
2.
No, Facebook, I just checked with my wife, and I may not know this person. pic.twitter.com/WeHRtZCp29
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) October 12, 2019
3.
have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation
— discount miranda cosgrove (@sarahworseryer) October 15, 2019
4.
I use Pedialyte so much for hangovers that I forgot it was used for anything else. Just saw a baby drinking it and my first thought was damn this baby is sloppy as shit hungover on a Monday morning
— Moss Perricone (@mossperricone) October 14, 2019
5.
if a centaur had a dick would it be like THIS or like THIS: pic.twitter.com/HoXY0oAu6D
— erin chack (@ErinChack) October 17, 2019
6.
He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he’s a member of the family❤️ pic.twitter.com/AaZpBQ2kP3
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 6, 2019
7.
My GF just passed the Bar. Not only will I be a stay at home Dad Im suing everyone.
— Russell James (@RbenzHF) October 11, 2019
8.
who wore it better pic.twitter.com/RBDCYLsdCu
— LILAFRIMANE (@LORAFRIMANEE) October 11, 2019
9.
— ddlt (@dezdelatorre) October 8, 2019
10.
I’m sorry but the idea of Star Trek cosplayers walking around a Renaissance Faire like time travelers will always be hilarious and amazing to me. pic.twitter.com/pcNtrJ3QfE
— Hell is Empty (So fill it with Nazis) (@Sleestak) October 11, 2019
