21.
Canadians are so careless with their money pic.twitter.com/HNeDpEF7aD
— 💀HORRORBEEST💀 (@flashember) October 16, 2016
22.
BOSS: how was your weekend?
ME: oh man i got so high
BOSS: it’s against company policy-
ME: I took a ride in a hot air balloon
BOSS: oh, haha well then-
ME: then the edibles kicked in
— Mummified Jeans (@momjeansplease) October 14, 2019
23.
this is what a mimosa sees before it dies. pic.twitter.com/nNDt0TfDnR
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) October 18, 2019
24.
what do flight attendants laugh about so much in their little section at the front of the plane, tell us your secret jokes you flying bastards
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) September 23, 2019
25.
Loudest noises in the world:
5. Fireworks
4. Motorcycles
3. Gunfire
2. Rockets
1. Your shampoo bottle falling in the shower— Michael Halloween Name🌶 (@Home_Halfway) October 18, 2019
26.
Avengers assemble pic.twitter.com/x8ty5ChNWe
— Jack Laugher (@JackLaugher) October 6, 2019
27.
social media has changed our entire language
case study:
[what happens when we add a full stop to our response]
“okay” = okay
“okay.” = go fuck yourself
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) August 19, 2019