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one time a guy rubbed my coochie over my leggings for not even 30 seconds, stopped, looked me dead in my eyes and asked “did I get ya?”
— handmade grandpa (@coolkidjacy) September 16, 2019
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doctor doolittle is *the worst*, yet it contains cinema's greatest minute pic.twitter.com/nZRgY3Db9b
— Catherine Stebbins (@_katiestebbins_) September 17, 2019
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i don’t like the person i become when i’m tracking a ups package
— daddy long legs xx (@yungcryptt) September 15, 2019
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I unprivated my twitter bc if my bosses find me they find me. Why are u even looking? Ugh u wanna kiss me so bad
— shroom burger (@existentialkale) September 18, 2019
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https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/1173724327146950657
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Bryce Dallas Howard when Jessica Chastain arrived on the scene
pic.twitter.com/mdSY2CsY72— Lizzie Molyneux (@LizzieMolyneux) September 18, 2019
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the phone camera arms race really overestimates the degree to which i want to see my own face in high definition
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) September 19, 2019
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accessories can really boost a woman’s self confidence. for example I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times
— EM (@uhhmmily) September 19, 2019
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did you know Washington, D.C. is short for "washington is da capital"
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) September 17, 2019
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Blink-182 Me after three
whiteclaws
🤝
Say it ain’t so. I will not go.
Turn the lights off. Carry me home.— sage ❤️🔥 (@sageandrage) September 20, 2019