23 Of The Funniest Damn Tweets From Women This Week

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https://twitter.com/isabelzawtun/status/1176907012053053450

12.

Lmaooo man i got one hard ass and one snitch 💀💀😂😂 pic.twitter.com/UNA3EBII8J

— brit. (@ToolegitBritt__) September 22, 2019

13.

*sends funny tweet to youngest sis*

sis:

sis:

sis:

sis [4 days later]: lol! btw can i borrow £73 😍😍❤

— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) September 23, 2019

14.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1177590619516092416

15.

So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &…

Y’all.. just look how cute this is pic.twitter.com/CWvYlh6trF

— Krista Fullerton(: (@kristaaaaaaa_) September 20, 2019

16.

“as per my previous email”
– weirdly formal
– passive aggressive
– might not get a reply

“if you’d used your fuckin eyes, Geoff”
– shows a passion for biology
– informal, first name terms
– even better if their name isn’t Geoff

— ruby 🐊 (@roobeekeane) September 24, 2019

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https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1175180307852668931

18.

i can only orgasm if a dude says “EA sports. It’s in the game” to me. and it has to be a good impression of the voice.

— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) September 27, 2019

19.

https://twitter.com/Pork_Chop_Hair/status/1177388872302350336

20.

https://twitter.com/sadydoyle/status/1177406728578748421

21.

are penguins ever like holy shit everyone loves me all I have to do is walk

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) September 27, 2019

22.

happy birthday gritty. i love you like a real person, not exactly as one loves an child or an animal, but as one yearns in one's gut for the feral spirit that children and animals share. i hope u tunnel under my house someday and eat my dreams. may you live infinitely!!! https://t.co/zV0vFxk475

— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) September 24, 2019

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https://twitter.com/CaliseHawkins/status/1177277211155619840

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