Pleated-Jeans
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date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
— jo (@whatsJo) October 4, 2019
12.
Conspiracy theory: Shia LaBeouf lost his passion in acting and purpose in life so he hibernated for a couple years and came back as a rapper with face tattoos named Post Malone. pic.twitter.com/3AGLsSIyzZ
— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) September 17, 2019
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https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1178772584881635333
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https://twitter.com/hxrtbitch/status/1179497616804966400
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https://twitter.com/AMMARlSE/status/1178384061590593537
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I’m not saying I’m not hot, I’m just saying most women are 100% okay with their husbands being friends with me
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) October 2, 2019
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https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/status/1179527945267757062
18.
obsessed with whatever tax bracket it is where Adult bathrooms are beach themed and then kids bathrooms are more specifically fish themed
— helena (@freshhel) September 30, 2019
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https://twitter.com/catccohen/status/1177336916783616001
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https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/1178086551974285313
21.
I’ve never been held hostage, but I have gotten trapped in my own sports bra while getting undressed.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) September 28, 2019
22.
me: i am overwhelmed, dying, too many tasks, help, what can be done, will i live this way forever
after replying to one email: magnificent, what a powerful work horse, can't be stopped, time to celebrate with a beer, reward this titan of industry
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) September 29, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1179991495463432194
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