23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women For The First Week Of October

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date: can you take off your work gloves

Jim Henson: they have names

— jo (@whatsJo) October 4, 2019

12.

Conspiracy theory: Shia LaBeouf lost his passion in acting and purpose in life so he hibernated for a couple years and came back as a rapper with face tattoos named Post Malone. pic.twitter.com/3AGLsSIyzZ

— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) September 17, 2019

13.

https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1178772584881635333

14.

https://twitter.com/hxrtbitch/status/1179497616804966400

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dudes be in the dm’s like:

hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
wow fuck you sIut
hey

— 𝒜𝓂𝓂𝒶 ❥ (@AMMARlSE) September 29, 2019

16.

I’m not saying I’m not hot, I’m just saying most women are 100% okay with their husbands being friends with me

— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) October 2, 2019

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https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/status/1179527945267757062

18.

obsessed with whatever tax bracket it is where Adult bathrooms are beach themed and then kids bathrooms are more specifically fish themed

— helena riley (@freshhel) September 30, 2019

19.

https://twitter.com/catccohen/status/1177336916783616001

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https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/1178086551974285313

21.

I’ve never been held hostage, but I have gotten trapped in my own sports bra while getting undressed.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) September 28, 2019

22.

me: i am overwhelmed, dying, too many tasks, help, what can be done, will i live this way forever

after replying to one email: magnificent, what a powerful work horse, can't be stopped, time to celebrate with a beer, reward this titan of industry

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) September 29, 2019

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https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1179991495463432194

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