Ruin My Week
Whether sitting on the toilet, at a stoplight, or at our desks, we pride ourselves on finding the funniest funny tweets on Twitter each week.
This week, the 243rd birthday of America, brought us some especially wonderful entries in the funny tweet log.
Hope you enjoy!
1.
How old were you when you realized you weren’t going to get any more mature, this is just how you are
— Political Science PhD (@InternetHippo) July 6, 2019
2.
what a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/QPokktx4Kv
— David Mack (@davidmackau) July 6, 2019
3.
saw myself in a bathing suit today and hot girl summer is CANCELLED, hot personality summer is now ON
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) July 5, 2019
4.
https://twitter.com/icywiifey/status/1145350450545217537
5.
No officer it’s okay they’re CBD fireworks
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 (@Buncahn) July 5, 2019
6.
They had me fucked up ❗️🤣 pic.twitter.com/Q5R3AEwrCH
— Gbaby🖤 (@vibewithgabb) September 12, 2019
7.
https://twitter.com/AbbyHasIssues/status/1172298108463484928
8.
i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth pic.twitter.com/LOw16CqPeJ
— chris (@skatehair) June 28, 2019
9.
I’m only gonna say this once but Jake Gyllenhaal looks so much like the lion from Madagascar pic.twitter.com/AGhZKAIFPD
— Luc (@ellkay_) July 4, 2019
10.
Why is this bee notice styled like a wedding invitation pic.twitter.com/ij13lp34Pb
— Theodore McCombs (@mrbruff) June 29, 2019
11.
https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1146226009777135617
12.
— kevin jonas (@kevinjonas) July 4, 2019
13.
WE THE BEST MERMAID https://t.co/84os1cDSmq
— 🇵🇸 The artist formerly known as the Iron Sherk (@TheIronSherk) July 6, 2019
14.
So I walk into the bathroom and this girl stops me from entering the stall and says:
“Sorry I couldn’t help but notice your earrings, are you from Texas??”
These are the earrings I was wearing: pic.twitter.com/YLIkrQD2uD
— arehoyt (@sendhalewa) September 5, 2019
15.
give us what we want pic.twitter.com/iyiVKij4cB
— Rachel Borat Kaly (@rachel_kaly) July 4, 2019
16.
police: fireworks are illegal in LA
LA:pic.twitter.com/mlA9xrzH4V— karyn spencer (@KarynSpencer) July 5, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/domcorona_/status/1147191007727038464
18.
when you finally meet that special someone pic.twitter.com/oYy1PzSZmi
— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) July 1, 2019
19.
https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1142468324464287745
20.
The Washington Monument during the fireworks is pretty fuckin terrifying pic.twitter.com/FtyMW9rpLO
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) July 5, 2019
21.
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1146069909673259008
22.
https://twitter.com/wrong_rachel/status/1146914439641403392
23.
https://twitter.com/BondageLand/status/1147350721488216064
24.
instagram WOULD go down the fucking day i run out of fit tea
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) July 3, 2019
25.
When there’s no more toilet paper and you have to walk to the kitchen to get napkins. https://t.co/X7sgj3Psm0
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) July 6, 2019
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