Hey there, how you doing? Good? Bad? Bored? Either way, it’s fine. I mean it’s gonna be fine (or “fine.”) Anyway…
We collected all of the funniest damn tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and tossed them into this post. It’s not hard work, but it does technically count as work.
Anyway, go ahead and scroll through while you’re stuck at home or hiding from your kids or whatever the hell you’re up to right now. Just remember to smash that next page button and then go wash your hands.
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When we’re “back to normal,” i want to open a bed and breakfast only for women suffering from burn out. I’m gonna call it Resting Bitch Place.
— Mary Annaïse Heglar (@MaryHeglar) May 9, 2020
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Today is 5/9, or as some guys call it 5/11
— defne gencler (@omgitsdef) May 9, 2020
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Me before this: I’m finally an adult
Me now: I love puzzles and chalk and beads and for my birthday I want a scooter
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 12, 2020
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Did you have a happy childhood or are you funny?
— Rachel Elizabeth (@feminist_th0t) May 14, 2020