absolutely no one:
my dad doing virtual reality: pic.twitter.com/nkLmtEJlZj
— Ashley Madison (@ashleycacioppo) May 16, 2020
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) May 15, 2020
interested in physically fighting this mom you claim is the strongest woman you know
— gingerbread angel (@____andie) May 10, 2020
every once in a while i remember that gavin the kid from vine’s dad had a picture of him on his desk at work, and one of his coworkers thought it was a joke 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/tHNaoQeklr
— chlo ellen (@chloellene) May 16, 2020
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
— Maggie Scott (@maggiescott231) May 10, 2020
Me: fully knows that gf bread means gluten free bread
My smooth brain: girlfriend bread 🙂
— shev (@cardamummy) May 14, 2020
When I said I wanted to be a Disney princess, I was thinking more the long hair/musical numbers and less the being stuck inside my parents' house/talking to animals.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) May 11, 2020
thinking about when my mom and I saw LOTR in theaters and at one point she turned to me and whispered "this could never happen"
— Pamela Ross (@PamNotAnderson) May 10, 2020
One of my students really wrote a sentence that begins, "In the late 1900s.” I had to re-read it three times to realize what the heck was going on. My feelings are hurt.
— Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd) May 14, 2020