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absolutely no one:
my dad doing virtual reality: pic.twitter.com/nkLmtEJlZj— Ashley Madison (@ashleymcacioppo) May 16, 2020
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— permanent secretary for paul mccartney (@GraceSpelman) May 15, 2020
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interested in physically fighting this mom you claim is the strongest woman you know
— andrew (@____andie) May 10, 2020
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https://twitter.com/chloellene/status/1261640571883585538
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Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
— Maggie Scott (@maggiescott231) May 10, 2020
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Me: fully knows that gf bread means gluten free bread
My smooth brain: girlfriend bread 🙂
— green fairy (@cardamummy) May 14, 2020
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When I said I wanted to be a Disney princess, I was thinking more the long hair/musical numbers and less the being stuck inside my parents' house/talking to animals.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) May 11, 2020
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thinking about when my mom and I saw LOTR in theaters and at one point she turned to me and whispered "this could never happen"
— Pamela “PAWG” Ross (@PamNotAnderson) May 10, 2020
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One of my students really wrote a sentence that begins, "In the late 1900s.” I had to re-read it three times to realize what the heck was going on. My feelings are hurt.
— Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd) May 14, 2020