Jason Mustian
While we already do a pretty damn good job with a coed weekly funny tweet roundup, we also think that until women get paid as much as men, it’s our duty to single out funny female tweets. Here’s what fire the funny ladies of the Tweeter brought this week.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Piss Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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https://twitter.com/iamspacegirl/status/1139226508311093250
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I'm sorry the what now pic.twitter.com/OpxK1FKiZY
— skepanie (@goodhairperson) July 16, 2019
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My friend who doesn’t have twitter sent this from her flight. It belongs on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/qG6d54V5Dd
— Alafair Burke (@alafairburke) July 15, 2019
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https://twitter.com/illyb33/status/1150156823170863112
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(opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 8, 2019
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https://twitter.com/linkanized/status/1149545912642891777
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Who the fuck wrote this book about me pic.twitter.com/SkpwJeCLqE
— JC Lau (@drjclau) July 7, 2019
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I asked her to go get me a small tissue and that’s what she came with 🙄 pic.twitter.com/MKcK0PakMl
— DIAMOND (@_senz_y) July 18, 2019
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https://twitter.com/emilyhughes/status/1149048571997691904
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So today at the gym I thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number/ to take a pic of me. Turns out he thought I resembled BUZZ LIGHTYEAR and sent me this. pic.twitter.com/f6SLyH2F33
— Emily Colder (@embaummy) July 10, 2019
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Mental health: maybe let’s rest and take a break
Me: online shopping? Last minute trips?
Mental health: reLAx
Me. N E W T A T T O O S!!! Let’s spend MONEY!!!
Mental health: oh my god
— sassy sunflower (@sassysunflwrfit) July 13, 2019
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A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS:
Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe
Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip
— Madison (@madisonbosil) April 21, 2019
