While we already do a pretty damn good job with a coed weekly funny tweet roundup, we also think that until women get paid as much as men, it’s our duty to single out funny female tweets. Here’s what fire the funny ladies of the Tweeter brought this week.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Piss Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) June 13, 2019
I'm sorry the what now pic.twitter.com/OpxK1FKiZY
— skepanie (currently being two cats) (@goodhairperson) July 16, 2019
My friend who doesn’t have twitter sent this from her flight. It belongs on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/qG6d54V5Dd
— Alafair Burke (@alafairburke) July 15, 2019
I emailed my professor my research paper and his initials scared me for a second lmao pic.twitter.com/tCmytwEGcg
— إلهام (@illyb33) July 13, 2019
(opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 8, 2019
Me getting the star in mario kart pic.twitter.com/1iXOBZ3um3
— Manny [#] (@linkanized) July 12, 2019
so here’s me pic.twitter.com/EHPlFH0cIn
— Emily Hughes @ SDCC (@emilyhughes) July 10, 2019
So today at the gym I thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number/ to take a pic of me. Turns out he thought I resembled BUZZ LIGHTYEAR and sent me this. pic.twitter.com/f6SLyH2F33
— Emily Baumgartner (@embaummy) July 10, 2019
Mental health: maybe let’s rest and take a break
Me: online shopping? Last minute trips?
Mental health: reLAx
Me. N E W T A T T O O S!!! Let’s spend MONEY!!!
Mental health: oh my god
— sassy sunflower (@amandaasette) July 13, 2019
A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS:
Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe
Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip
— magdalena (@madisonbosil) April 21, 2019