Aimeé
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sometimes having a family amazon account is…..embarassing pic.twitter.com/6uXX2xWvWl
— sentient weenie (@5150wonderbread) October 15, 2019
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https://twitter.com/lunastonks/status/1178995610579537920
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https://twitter.com/Unexplained/status/1180207384809103360
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Guys will see a pretty girl and say “wow she’s out of my league” like bruh she got 30 days to find someone to match Halloween costumes with just shoot your shot already
— Johnny Jet (@JohnnyJTravels) October 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ObsKenobs/status/1182280177700737025
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day 87 without sex: went to halloween horror nights so I can remember what it's like to have a man make me scream again
— soup girl (@jasminericegirl) October 10, 2019
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Ranking the best Halloween candy:
1. Reese’s
2. Snickers
3. Sour patch kids
4. Twix
5. Milky Way
6. Kit Kat
7. Skittles
8. Starburst
9. Butterfinger
10. Babe Ruth
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56. Licorice
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99. Clorox Bleach
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176. Candy corn— Iowa Chill (@IowaChill) October 8, 2019
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im legally allowed to say happy halloween every day for the next 31 days just like how ppl say merry christmas through the entirety of december
— paul rudd bot (@philsadelphia) October 2, 2019
24.
I asked the Internet what I should be for Halloween…
"Skinny" was the top reply.
I've officially decided I'm no longer going on the Internet.
— Jack “CouRage” Dunlop (@CouRageJD) October 7, 2019
25.
7-year-old: I want to be you for Halloween.
Me: How would you dress?
7: I'd just look tired all the time.
We'd be twins.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 7, 2019
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https://twitter.com/justinhmin/status/1182128452956299264
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https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/1179071441611960325
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Wife: how do we explain Halloween to the kids?
Me: they put on a mask and ask strangers for candy.
Wife: but we said NEVER accept candy from strangers.
Me: we’ll tell them one day a year it’s ok.
Wife:
Me: it’s like the Purge but for Children.
— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) October 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/CousinBarnabas/status/1186812777480019969
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This remains the greatest Halloween tweet of all time. https://t.co/VT868ya19t
— Drew McWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) October 11, 2019
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