30 Of The Funniest Halloween Tweets Of All Time Of 2019

You want funny Halloween tweets? We got funny Halloween tweets.

Many people think of Halloween as a scary time of year, because it involves masked children on a sugar high and drunk adults trying to smooch while dressed up as the Joker.

But we think of it as one of the funniest time of year—when the veil is thin, the ghosts and goblins come out to play. Maybe it’s also an especially goofy holiday because the Thanksgiving and Christmas season are so serious in comparison: you have to spend so much time with family and you can’t even wear a slutty costume because that would be “inappropriate.” Whatever, mom.

But on Halloween, the energy is mischievous. Plus, there’s so much material, so many opportunities to mock and meme costumes, candy, decorations, or nightmare celebrations. Those jokes explode onto Twitter as soon as the sun sets on September 30th and we’ve been saving the best. Below are all the skeleton rescue pets, Evil Moose, and Sexy White Claw costumes dunks you could ever desire. Hide from the haunted house party you’re at for a minute to scroll through and laugh maniacally to yourself. 

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