25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
There are funny women on Twitter.
They write funny tweets.
We find the best of those tweets.
We share them with you.
That is the deal.
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https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1242975355595415553
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Me in 2019: If I could just have like a week with nothing to do and nowhere to go I could finally get this house clean and organized.
Me now: Nope, that wasn't the problem….
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 24, 2020
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me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019
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This is, and I cannot stress this enough, a dentist’s office pic.twitter.com/TXnB891Dvl
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) April 22, 2019
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Might fuck around and do a line of pollen
— Steph (@stEPH_u_) April 25, 2019
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A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS:
Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe
Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip
— Madison (@madisonbosil) April 21, 2019
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I went to lunch with friends and saw my husband at the restaurant. I was going to say his name but he was staring at his phone so I watched him.
He was smiling.
He typed.Then my phone dinged. And it was a video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a water hose. This is love.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 24, 2019
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me walking into the same coffee shop every day to get my same order of iced coffee from the same employees who see me 7 times a week https://t.co/Qy1OQgChtQ
— trish (@ultragloss) April 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott/status/1241443370641342468
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https://twitter.com/madicrews8/status/1113277177934503938
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going to rock bottom do you guys need anything
— UnDo 512 (@undo512) April 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Luisa_Lange/status/1102330707593084933
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me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019
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https://twitter.com/_chismosa_/status/1243223409280135169
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So you mean to tell me Sara Bellum is a cerebellum?? pic.twitter.com/KX3WcmquHT
— Gabrielle (@alxc_gabrielle) April 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/amyadums/status/1112243737520791553
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You don't need committees to solve things. Just find two women who are in a real mood about some shit and send them on an evening fitness walk.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/megan__coe/status/1121131796673040388
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https://twitter.com/KaiDavisPoet/status/1121159037679230977
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The shit I have to deal with🤦♀️😂 pic.twitter.com/fMc6cUeBj2
— 🌜xiomara🌛 (@xiomara_gomez18) April 21, 2019
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why does she turn Scottish when she says ‘don’t’ 😫 https://t.co/Qh7bKr3jfS
— Leila Wilcock (@LeilaWilcock) April 23, 2019
