Twitter Thread Discusses Why Women Should Be In The CIA (17 Tweets)

Women have perfected the art of finding out everything about a guy using the internet. Dating in today’s day and age is a lot different than it used to be. Thanks to things like social media and dating apps, you can find out pretty much everything about a person without even meeting them. 

I know someone who used a photo of a guy standing in front of a brick wall to find out how tall he was by counting the bricks behind him. That’s CIA-level research if you ask me.

In some ways, this is a good thing because you’re able to at least make sure you’re not going out with a convicted felon, but some people think it’s a bit creepy or an invasion of privacy.

Comedian Ginny Hogan recently tweeted about using her boyfriend’s Twitter likes to map out his entire romantic history since 2016.

People responded with what they found after doing a little searching, along with commentary about whether or not it’s a good idea to creep.

Nate Armbruster

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