Aimeé
Summer is in full swing, which means everyone is showing off their beach body at every opportunity. A lot of those opportunities coincide with opportunities to drink alcohol and that’s when mayhem ensues. A woman named Lyndsey Brown is one of the season’s early casualties, according to the Daily Mail. Brown was visiting a place where many a young woman has gone wild: Ibiza. She wore a brand new, single shoulder strap suit from Pear Swimsuits, and she looked great.
That was, she looked great until she went to the restroom. Afterwards, Brown felt like the suit had gotten stretched out somehow. It just didn’t fit anymore! Any consumer would be annoyed that a new product didn’t even make it through the day. Naturally, she messaged Pear to let them know that she was disappointed. Not only was the suit uncomfortable, it was riding up in a pretty embarrassing place. Brown said she had to keep adjusting the crotch of the suit. Ibiza is a crazy place, but you’re still not supposed to flash your genitals in public.
The company was quick to respond, but they didn’t say what Brown was expecting. The patient customer service agent on the other side of the company’s account patiently explained to Brown that it looked like she was wearing the suit upside down. They even included pictures.
Hey, it’s a mistake anyone could make after several drinks under the hot sun! And this is also why pants are designed to look so different from shirts.
Brown is taking the whole incident in stride. She also wants to clarify that yes, she was kicked out of the beach party, but it was not because of indecent exposure. It was because she was drunk.
I went to Ocean Beach wearing the swimsuit in perfect condition and the CORRECT way – had too much fun with alcohol, went to the toilet a few hours later and put my swimsuit on upside down WITHOUT KNOWING. I then got kicked out after this for being a lightweight NOT a tramp xxx
— Lyndsey (@lyndseybrown_) June 30, 2019
Luckily, she has a good sense of humor about herself, because everyone is laughing their asses off about this.
thank god lyndsey got chucked out ocean after this pic.twitter.com/br28wBoMJi
— emma (@emmmamilroy) June 29, 2019
Omg I laughed way too hard at this 😂
— ALLyourBASEareBELONGtoUS (@annalise_webb) June 29, 2019
But at least she has supportive friends who posted a good Before picture.
It’s not every day your best friend wears an upside down swimsuit.
BEFORE IT ALL WENT WRONG, she looked class whether her vagina was in or out 💗💗 ps sorry we were all too drunk to notice either pic.twitter.com/OfVkQhvKw0
— hannah kelly (@hannahkellly_) June 30, 2019
This is probably one of the best stories to come out of a trip to Ibiza yet.
