Jon
31.
DAN, 19 and full of life, traipses after CLINTIA WESTWOOD, 78, a hardened journalist fresh off an assignment. He pursues her, so the age gap doesn’t really matter. Age is just a number anyway, and he was never any good at math.
— Aoife “Fe” Baker 🦕🐯🧠🌈 (@vivaciousvandal) July 23, 2020
32.
Not mine but this has never failed to make my cry with laughter pic.twitter.com/K97DjmWtpW
— Liz | bIm | Team Sofa Spuds (@Jizzjazz1980) July 23, 2020
33.
JACK WOOD, 32 but looks a decade younger, rises to drop his knowledge in the packed BioPharm conference room. The top button of his shirt open, he undoes the next one, revealing more of his rock hard physique. Necks crane to get a glimpse.
JACK (sotto): My mind is up here, folks.— Eric Rudnick (@ERudnick) July 23, 2020
34.
‘He testiculated wildly, each full oval moving as if possessed by some deep scrotal force. “Need… to talk to the guys… about sports…” All he could manage, his brain overwhelmed by knowledge of his own wrinkled groin pouch.’
— Askepios 🔥✡ (@ru_m_shine) July 23, 2020
35.
You’d never know it by his outward appearance–the broad shoulders, the slim hips, the long legs, the muscular arms, and the stunningly handsome face–but Brock had dreams of becoming a professional business person.
— The Cosmonauts (@CosmonautComedy) July 23, 2020
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