Jason Mustian
Lactose intolerance. Ha! You think that’s gonna stop me from cracking open a cold chocolate milk with the boys?
Mac and cheese, Go-gurt, cereal and milk, cheese, queso, cheese, fondue, cheese. These are the things I am utterly unwilling to let leave my life, even in the face of immense stomach pain, hours on the toilet, and potential years off my life.
Give me dairy, or give me death, I say. If you’re the same, these lactose intolerance memes are probably too relatable.
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https://twitter.com/THerwees/status/1059571854183063552
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https://twitter.com/cayla_seeholzer/status/905879639507251200
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I'm lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly #lactoseprobs
— Tiffany Ann (@prissytiff03) September 8, 2017
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When you are lactose intolerant:
"Yea,though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.." -Psalms 23:4 pic.twitter.com/bae6NMu5C1
— Ryan Matt. (@ryanmatt_rocha) July 5, 2017
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http://sleepybunboy.tumblr.com/post/161526331746/my-lactose-intolerant-ass-every-time
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https://twitter.com/_LilRex1_/status/912070902736674817
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people who are lactose intolerant and actually adjust to accommodate that are too powerful. the amount of self control they possess frightens me
— Aiden (@foodandfailure) August 21, 2018
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If you ever need a list of the best public bathrooms, date a lactose intolerant person.
— Liz Z, MD (@LizZharovsky) July 1, 2016
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https://instagram.com/p/BOgN7TygZEs/#author_alissia.said.so
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DR "Hey you heard this one? What kind of cheese isn't yours?"
ME "Nach-
DR "All of them. You're lactose intolerant"— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) April 21, 2015
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You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow. pic.twitter.com/po7cJSiwjK
— Cowspiracy (@Cowspiracy) February 25, 2017
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BXL6isXF-Sb/?utm_source=ig_embed
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https://twitter.com/taimsz/status/1027325133113974784
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https://twitter.com/uhwoojin/status/909683747364134912
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https://twitter.com/no_fcks_gvn/status/907019350565044224
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https://twitter.com/hellomadel/status/907411804204269569
