3 parts Gin
2 parts Gin
Slice o lemon
— E K Johnson (@markjohnson) April 13, 2020
I had a chocolate orange for breakfast with a cup of coffee one day last week. But I don’t know which day because I don’t know which day it is today.
— Philip Priestley 🇪🇺🇮🇪 (@PublicPriestley) April 13, 2020
In the past 4 minutes I’ve:
Blocked an absolute fucking bellend https://t.co/NUtdzZms4O
— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) April 13, 2020
How you finding the key change in the Argentina one?
— IBikeHorsham is mainly staying home (@ibikehorsham) April 13, 2020
In the past 4 weeks I’ve:
Gotten fatter cuz I’m knocked up, bitches
Rewatched Sex and the City TWICE, take that, mofos
Abandoned several difficult novels, WHO CARES AMIRITE
Baked zero breads
Let my 9-yo destroy his brain with Fortnite
— Emily Van Quarantined (@EmilyVanDuyne) April 13, 2020
I had a shave.
— Paul Benbow (@PaulBenbow11) April 13, 2020
You missed out “wanked off in ALL my mirrors.” https://t.co/wbShSHBabK
— David Quantick (@quantick) April 13, 2020
Just staring for me, really. Sometimes out of the window, sometimes at the wall.
— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) April 13, 2020
Why only six books?
— Kate Devlin (@drkatedevlin) April 13, 2020
Me? Survived. So far. And rolled my eyes out of my head at this tweet. https://t.co/6UwMNTWMKL
— Stewart Scott-Curran (@stewartsc) April 13, 2020
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