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Listen…… I don’t think I’m breaking any news here when I say that everyone masturbates. It’s just a natural part of being a human being!
It’s also an acceptable human activity—if you’re a man.
Guys are free to make crude jokes about cranking off, but women? Not so much.
While women are sexualized and objectified by every form of media, female pleasure remains bizarrely stigmatized.
Our culture loves sexy women but hates women having sex—especially if they’re taking matters into their own hands. Not these hilarious women though. They all know that—like most basic biological functions—touching yourself is… kinda hilarious.
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https://twitter.com/Slashleen/status/518239025376022529
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It's so awkward when you shout out someone else's hand during masturbation
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 24, 2012
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https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/360512775384088577
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https://twitter.com/fleetwood__max/status/1147062938626396160
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Everything I'm touching turns to shit today.
Definitely not masturbating tonight.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) November 14, 2013
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Masturbating too much leads to two things: loss of memory and something else…
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) January 21, 2013
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My friends gave me a bunch of sex toys for my birthday as a “joke.” I can’t stop laughing*
*masturbating
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) November 15, 2013
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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1146226009777135617
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Hey men: don't fret.
Vibrators can't kill spiders or pick up a pizza on the way home.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 6, 2014
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Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
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https://twitter.com/Slashleen/status/106877331271974912
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is ‘beatboxing’ a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she’s a world class beatboxer.
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) April 7, 2015
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It's so awkward when you shout out someone else's hand during masturbation
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 24, 2012
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Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?
— Ovary Action 🍉 (@Bripping_Talls) November 18, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Slashleen/status/1141159405850890240
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My friend just told me she named her vibrator Sebastian because “darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter.” I. Fucking. Can’t.
— Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) May 11, 2018
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Kegels.
Because masturbating during a meeting is frowned upon.— Carbosly (@Carbosly) November 11, 2014
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Sex so good, I make my vibrator a sandwich after.
— just v¡be (@LVMelL0) July 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Slashleen/status/64412507007238144
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When I put new batteries in my vibrator pic.twitter.com/jV8dgcFHAt
— Texts From Last Night (@TFLN) July 17, 2018
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My caught masturbating face is exactly the same as my caught jamming out to NSYNC face because they're simultaneous.
— molly (@MollySneed) March 21, 2015
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My caught masturbating face is exactly the same as my caught jamming out to NSYNC face because they're simultaneous.
— molly (@MollySneed) March 21, 2015
