25 Of The Funniest Masturbation Tweets From Women

Listen…… I don’t think I’m breaking any news here when I say that everyone masturbates. It’s just a natural part of being a human being!

It’s also an acceptable human activity—if you’re a man.

Guys are free to make crude jokes about cranking off, but women? Not so much.

While women are sexualized and objectified by every form of media, female pleasure remains bizarrely stigmatized.

Our culture loves sexy women but hates women having sex—especially if they’re taking matters into their own hands. Not these hilarious women though. They all know that—like most basic biological functions—touching yourself is… kinda hilarious.

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