What do Coronavirus and life in prison have in common? OJ Simpson hasn’t gotten either!
Ok sorry, not the best joke, but according to this story shared by Twitter user @hollandcourtney, it works.
Apparently Courtney’s mom got a little more than a 144-pack of paper towels during her last Costco run. Namely, a run-in with Hall of Fame double-murderer Orenthal James Simpson!
I’ll let you avail yourself of the cringe and hilarity.
The story begins:
Naturally, given that it was shared on the Internet, there’s a very good chance it’s BS, but something about this actually feels true. Or at least only mildly embellished.
I mean, Courtney’s mom has a pic of him in the SARS mask, which tends to suggest it’s anchored in reality. Oh well, pretty funny either way.