Back in the day, after a night out, I used to come home and order a massive amount of Chinese food, nachos, or pizza. Or sometimes I’d sway around the bodega waiting for the guy to make me a sandwich. It always seemed like a good idea to get all of this food—but the next morning I’d sadly look at the wasted pile of soggy chips or cold rice noodles and shake my head. It had not been a good idea.
Over on Twitter, folks are sharing what they thought sounded like a good idea at the time but actually was not. And the content is shockingly relatable. Like, I think I have done most of these: pressed snooze, paid too much for delivery, left the apartment, gotten bangs (I don’t regret the bangs, that was an actual good idea). One of the responses even went viral, starting an entire sub-thread about peoples’ regrettable experiences with ordering food, ranging from overpaying to being forced to interact with the delivery person.
Here are 20 of our favorite “What always sounds like a good idea at the time but rarely is?” tweets. Enjoy and feel seen.
https://twitter.com/MarkieMogul/status/1213955382055440385
1.
Reaching for your phone when you partially wake up in the middle of the night.
— Chidi Anna Kendrick (@PoseidonsFist) January 7, 2020
2.
Going outside
— Sweet1🍭 (@comeoutnplaylol) January 6, 2020
3.
Telling myself “I’ll get gas before work” those are always the days I’m running late.
— Lisa but not a Simp(Son) (@LifeOfKhalilo) January 7, 2020
4.
Ordering a $12 meal for $29 on food delivery apps https://t.co/jOLtiSx8tl
— Chun E (@LIBGyal) January 7, 2020
5.
swiping your credit card
— stop bombing brown people (@proseccogecko) January 6, 2020
6.
dating your coworker 🙄🙄
— Naja Lee (@NajaFmm) January 7, 2020
7.
One more episode I’ll sleep later
— Adom Qadree (@AdomQ) January 7, 2020
8.
Doing tequila shots when you’ve been drinking red wine all night
— Lunar Love (@LaurynInWonders) January 5, 2020
9.
Setting your alarm for a extra 30 mins
— NOBLE ROCCSTAR (@NobleATL) January 7, 2020
10.
Telling yourself “I’ll finish the paper tomorrow morning. I’ll just set my alarm to wake up earlier to complete it” it’s a trap. Suck it up and just finish it right then and there.
— The Black Firebender🔥 (@TheeAvatar) January 8, 2020