25 Things Said In 2020 That Would Make No Sense To Someone In 2019
21.
I’m scared of my groceries.
— ? (@UnsocialShadow) June 28, 2020
22.
Also:
– I haven’t worn a real bra since March
– Do we need to disinfect the groceries?
– The world of Big Cats is so corrupt
– Do not visit grandma rn
– My medical school told me not to show up for rotations
– Wear a mask and get home before dark so the police don’t tear gas you— Hostile Uterus (@Savage_Syndrome) June 28, 2020
23.
I’m going to disinfect the bananas.
— Kaitlin Drake (@KaitlinLoves) June 28, 2020
24.
“I blew my rape whistle at a jogger because he wasn’t wearing a mask.”
— ꧁.and he joked again.꧂ (@AndyJokedAgain) June 28, 2020
25.
I’m eating the rest of the quarentine pasta. https://t.co/2gmkZhkgRa
— krispy 🌮 (@KrispyTacoBelle) June 28, 2020
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- Man Who Shamed Restaurant Over Shredded Cheese Has Birthed The Fajita Wife Meme (28 Memes)
- Kanye West Running For President Is Kinda Scary But A Fun Meme (30 Tweets)
- Evil Coach Sue Sylvester From “Glee” Is Our New Meme For Toxic Environments (24 Tweets)
- One Thing Humanity Has In Common Is Hating Shopping For Jeans (21 Tweets)
