25 Things Said In 2020 That Would Make No Sense To Someone In 2019

21.

I’m scared of my groceries.

— ? (@UnsocialShadow) June 28, 2020

22.

Also:
– I haven’t worn a real bra since March
– Do we need to disinfect the groceries?
– The world of Big Cats is so corrupt
– Do not visit grandma rn
– My medical school told me not to show up for rotations
– Wear a mask and get home before dark so the police don’t tear gas you

— Hostile Uterus (@Savage_Syndrome) June 28, 2020

23.

I’m going to disinfect the bananas.

— Kaitlin Drake (@KaitlinLoves) June 28, 2020

24.

“I blew my rape whistle at a jogger because he wasn’t wearing a mask.”

— ꧁.and he joked again.꧂ (@AndyJokedAgain) June 28, 2020

25.

I’m eating the rest of the quarentine pasta. https://t.co/2gmkZhkgRa

— krispy 🌮 (@KrispyTacoBelle) June 28, 2020

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