Can you change a tire? Sew a button? Lasso a feral hog? Chances are you can do some of these things but not all. The fact of the matter is that, no matter how competent we feel, all of us go through life with glaring blind spots and gaps in our knowledge of basic adult skills. After all, that afternoon you spent learning how to change a tire was an afternoon you didn’t spend learning how to bake a cake.
A Twitter user named Jenée recently came to the realization that not only are “adult life skill” knowledge gaps common, they’re also interesting.
https://twitter.com/jdesmondharris/status/1158085323785506817
Everyone’s blind spots are different and it’s honestly fascinating to compare our many glaring weaknesses. So let the comparisons commence!
1. Some are charming, some are weird, and some are pretty inexcusable. Like this Ivy-Leaguer who can’t use a mailbox
My ex went to Yale and did not know how to use a residential mailbox when we met.
— ghost mom (@radtoria) August 5, 2019
2. And this other Ivy-Leaguer who can’t read a thermostat
I dated a guy who went to Princeton and was baffled by the thermostat, and well, basically every simple life task.
— Big Rita (@IAmBirgitta) August 5, 2019
3. This bad “big whistler” is excused (that sh*t is hard)
https://twitter.com/Nevidge20/status/1158477439804350464
4. This person who can’t do a normal whistle is not (that sh*t is easy)
https://twitter.com/_Abimbolaoshodi/status/1158642464028315648
5. This escalator wimp
https://twitter.com/cystic4real/status/1158572972178911233
6. This casino drop-out
https://twitter.com/A_Silent_Child/status/1158476180472786944
7. This struggling chef
https://twitter.com/coffeeatsunrise/status/1158477532372582401
8. This guy who will never make it in the music biz
https://twitter.com/ThisKidJuanitoo/status/1158470654770892800
9. This dustbuster
https://twitter.com/hydro101hydro/status/1158572654967656449
10. This bad Canadian
https://twitter.com/NoFlashCards/status/1158489152813355008
11. This hapless home-improver
https://twitter.com/Okizle/status/1158745088182411269
12. This telephone phobic
I’m terrified of speaking on the phone, never call anyone, and often as not dodge calls from my loved ones. I basically got married so I wouldn’t have to order food over the phone.
— Katherine Howe (@katherinebhowe) August 5, 2019
13. This meat confuser (It’s CHICKEN, SUSANNAH!)
https://twitter.com/SusannahBirch/status/1158537488098447360
14. This left-right conundrum that might be a medical condition
https://twitter.com/Daksurr/status/1158699662104289282
15. Yeah you might wanna get this checked out
https://twitter.com/Cuntosaur/status/1158694451440705536