Hey there, how you doing? Good? Bad? Bored? Either way, it’s fine. I mean it’s gonna be fine (or “fine”) because guess what? Whether you realized it or not, it’s time for the funniest Tweets from women of all time (this week!)
Anyway, go ahead and scroll through while you’re pooping or hiding from your kids or sitting on your couch day-drinking or whatever you’re up to right now.
1. Only 16 more years to go before 2020 is over.
2. Also, “Oh, cool.”
3. And it all worked out for Harry in the end, so I’m keeping a positive outlook.
4. You do you.
5. THIS.
just a couple of blue check liberals having fun online pic.twitter.com/q7qyfq0y1o
— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) August 18, 2020
6. I don’t ask for much.
7. And yet somehow I know I’ll be the first one to get COVID.
8. I tried. Don’t @ me.
9. BRO, party foul.
“What do you mean you’re ‘out of Mountain Dew?’” pic.twitter.com/GLuVTlEuo8
— Professor Garbage (@maggieserota) August 15, 2020
10. Wait, Ryan Reynolds IG stories weren’t sent directly to me?
11. It’s important to be inclusive.
12. But, like, we had sex first though, right?
13. You don’t own me, screentime.
14. This checks out.
15. Oof.
16. “Adventures” in 2020 be like…
17. In fairness “Fleshlight,” the brand, is one word.
18. You really should wait for the second date here.
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20.
egg thief!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/X3ySQ3zhWp
— kat (@bbykaat) August 16, 2020
21. Does anyone actually read these anyway?
writing a cover letter be like pic.twitter.com/grHmjqefud
— yes its hard being this fine (@stfudoudou) August 13, 2020
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