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Drive-Thru Workers Share The Weirdest Things They’ve Seen In A Customer’s Car

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The entire car was filled with trash. Like legitimately up to ceiling in the back seat and up to shoulder height in the passenger seat. I was so stunned I nearly forgot to give them their food.

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A woman drinking a tall boy of Budweiser. It was 5:30 in the morning at a Starbucks.

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The driver had a comically large dildo in the passenger seat. He’d buckled it in and put a hat on it.

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This girl used to come through with like 3 dogs. I finally asked her, “do you have to feed these beasts?” And she explained that she just walks and grooms them. Well, one day she came through the drive-through with like 15 dogs and she screams through the intercom “MY BUSINESS FINALLY TOOK OFF” and got a bunch of chicken tacos for them. Come to think of it…I think she may have been trying to flirt with me. Damn.

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This dude pulled up and his girlfriend or whatever was almost entirely naked on the seat next to him, sleeping. When he pulled up, he saw my shocked expression, pulled her thin jacket (the only thing on her body besides the seatbelt) to cover her nipple and asked for some ketchup.

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I worked at a McDonald’s in a small town in Michigan (think 2 stop lights) and when the car pulled up to the front window, they had a whole baby kangaroo in their lap. I don’t know where they got that from or why, but the closest zoo was 2 hours away.

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I was working a McDonald’s drive-through in a small town in Michigan. This truck goes through, pays and pulls forward to get its meal. Then a chicken jumps out of the back. I yell for the next car in line to stop, but she looks confused and ends up running over the chicken. It’s not dead but it’s a wreck. She looks at me and we’re both in tears. She says she has to and I say “no”. She puts it on reverse and backs over the chicken again. Another employee had to get a shovel and scoop up the dead chicken from the drive-thru.

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I was helping these two teen boys when I heard a quack from the back seat. “That’s the duck,” one of them told me, followed by a honk from the back. “And that’s the goose.” It’s worth noting that they had just left a football game and come straight to the drive-thru so lord only knows where the duck and goose were before that

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I worked a drive through at Arby’s and a DEA agent came through in his squad car. When he pulled up to the window and I handed him his food and he thanked me, turned around into the criminal holding area and screamed “SHUT UP BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NOSE!”

I was clearly mortified. Then he turned back to me and said “just kidding there’s nobody back there”, laughed, and drove off.

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On Christmas Eve, this guy comes through and I’m taking his money when he asks if I want to see his stump. I wasn’t really thinking and said sure. The guy opens his car door and reveals that his left leg was amputated from the knee down. Again, without thinking I asked him if he was alright. He said he was, and while closing his door, he mentioned that he needed to be careful when getting out because he has fallen on his face before.

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