Ruin My Week
“Random stranger while I was on a run: “NICE NECK”. I’m not saying I believe in vampires, but I made sure my windows were all locked that night.” –MagnoliaJoness
22.
“I work retail and was told this by a customer, ‘you’re so nice, you must have been bullied in highschool.'” –monkeybuttgun
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A woman I was talking to in my dad’s shop thought I was not me but my sister. When I tried to correct her that I am me, she told me “no you are not, [insert my name] is fat and has short hair, she is not beautiful like you”. Like, wtf lady.” –wildpandda
24.
“You speak very good English.” From a native English speaker to me. I’m from Connecticut. I better speak English well.” –darrylberry
25.
“You finally look like a human being” It happens every time I get a haircut.” –MisterHuesos
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“It was a crowed Australia day celebration in the city. Shit was getting a bit out of control and everyone had way too much to drink. I tried to walk quietly by a bunch of fairly aggressive trouble makers, without attracting attention… One of them shouts out, “Hey everyone look at that guy. He looks awesome. I want my children to look like him.” Fucking everyone stops and looks at me. Some people nod and go “Yeah!”. –PM_UR_REBUTTAL
27.
“Your penis is harder than old chicken.” –jeff_the_nurse
28.
“You look gay today” by one of my great Nan’s friends. She had meant happy but it made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink. Thought she had excellent gay-dar, turns out she just thought I looked happy.” –sheepinthewoods
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One of my first days at a new job, I hear a coworker telling another coworker “I mean this as a compliment, she looks like she collects dead animals in jars.” Still my favorite compliment. –TheRealGongoozler
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“It wasn’t really a weird compliment, just a really weird delivery. This girl came up to me and told me to look straight forward, stared into one of my eyes for like 2 minutes and said “nice”. –redrepu
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