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Woman Shames Man Who Sent Unsolicited Dick Pic By Coming Up With App Idea On The Spot

The unsolicited d*ck pic continues to haunt the DMs of people everywhere, but particularly women who aren’t set to private. That doesn’t mean they want private parts, however, but people with d*cks keep wanting to show them off to unwilling participants. It’s pretty disguting, but Twitter user @Jenn_Tisdale might actually have come up with a great way to deal with it. For now. As we all know, the unsolicited d*ck pic sender continues to mutate and adapt.

Tisdale screenshot a conversation she had with a guy who sent her a picture of his junk, captioning them, “This morning I received an unsolicited dick pic via @instagram from a man I do not know. What follows is a beautiful story I wove about an app I made up, that should exist. Enjoy!”


The first part of the conversation shows a little bit of skin (blech) from the guy, to which Tisdale responds, “Sorry! Whatever image you sent isn’t coming through. I have a photo blocker on IG.”

“Sorry it was basically a really sh*tty joke,” he responds, which is almost true. The joke part is wrong, the sh*tty part if right.

Tisdale then informs the sender that sometimes “sad men” try to send her inappropriate pics, and her photo blocker stops them.

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“You’re dead right,” he replied, probably chuckling to himself. “They’re animals.”

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“It’s called C*ckblock which is funny because that’s what happens to those dude in real life,” she goes on. “It immediately sends the image and profile to the local police. I will get a call from local law enforcement asking when I  can come in to file a sexual harassment report.”

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“Men who have sent me dick pics have been arrested. It’s wild. LOL one guy lost his job and his wife. Technology is wild,” she concluded.

There’s no response, as far as we know, but it is marked as “seen.”

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Some people pointed out that there is AI that does detect when someone is sending a photo of their genitalia, or other naughty bits, but that’s not what Tisdale wants:

She says he did eventually reply, though it’s still unclear if he thought the app was real:

For now blocking must happen manually, but one day we’ll figure this out. If we can out a man on the moon we can find a way to keep his d*ck out of our mailboxes.

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Aimeé Lutkin