Aimeé
31.
Terrified of balloons. pic.twitter.com/tV2iuViNAu
— tweet deleter (@PizzaAndWhiskey) April 10, 2020
32.
She tried to eat bananas and a can opener while I was at work pic.twitter.com/B01WBMLiRN
— welcome to breakfast pants (@thegreatets) April 10, 2020
33.
Where to start…scars on her face from sticking her head in a hot oven multiple times. Eats rocks. Had to call dog poison control after she got on the counter and ate coffee, a bag of cough drops, banana peels, potatoes and a 2 pound box of chocolate pic.twitter.com/dRNDj8Ug06
— bobby (@__rfm__) April 10, 2020
…ran away from one dog walker on his first day and was picked up by animal control. Was fired by another dog walker. Ate a couch (it looked like a shark had taken a bite out it). Stares at the sun.
Ruby is all of this and so much more dumbness pic.twitter.com/6Xhnuwa6ac
— bobby (@__rfm__) April 10, 2020
34.
He chewed a hole in the grill cover and then got stuck in it. pic.twitter.com/t8ObSkcR1G
— Frank Whitehead (@thatfrankfellow) April 10, 2020
35.
What could be more comfortable than pressing your eyes into the base of a solid wooden chair? pic.twitter.com/kbOXcZjVHt
— Chuck Holmes (@chuckatwbhm) April 10, 2020
36.
Routinely climbs up to the top of the third floor stairs–knowing full well he’s too scared to go back down the stairs–and whines until someone comes to get him. pic.twitter.com/hHZNhp2LoS
— Brandon (@sleepyat830) April 10, 2020
37.
He eats cigarette butts on walks and has to be forced to wake up every morning. Farts himself awake etc pic.twitter.com/WqGX8Xzj05
— Fenimore (@wellmightaswell) April 10, 2020
