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Pornhub Just Released Volume 2 Of Its Coronavirus Traffic Data (10 Graphs)

Recently we reported on how Pornhub’s statisticians (stat-tit-sticians? Anyone?) took a look at how this global crisis has impacted traffic and searches during these anxious few weeks of quarantine and #SocialDistancing.

Today I’m pleased to report that they’ve updated their findings as we all delve deeper into a state of borderline insanity.

I’ll let you parse through the new graphs on your own, but here are my big takeaways:

  • People are actually jerking off to Coronavirus porn.
  • The porn industry has responded faster to making Coronavirus porn than entire governments have to Coronavirus itself.
  • When my wife is up at 3am, she’s probably watching porn.
  • Men can and will jerk off any time of day.
  • By the time the virus has peaked, people are bored with porn (see Italy.)

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