Recently we reported on how Pornhub’s statisticians (stat-tit-sticians? Anyone?) took a look at how this global crisis has impacted traffic and searches during these anxious few weeks of quarantine and #SocialDistancing.
Today I’m pleased to report that they’ve updated their findings as we all delve deeper into a state of borderline insanity.
I’ll let you parse through the new graphs on your own, but here are my big takeaways:
- People are actually jerking off to Coronavirus porn.
- The porn industry has responded faster to making Coronavirus porn than entire governments have to Coronavirus itself.
- When my wife is up at 3am, she’s probably watching porn.
- Men can and will jerk off any time of day.
- By the time the virus has peaked, people are bored with porn (see Italy.)
