Masha
21.
When I was 16, I faked a mission trip to Guatemala (paperwork and all) to my parents (both pastors) so that I could go party in Panama City, Florida, for spring break.
— Lesley Nneka Arimah (@larimah) January 8, 2019
22.
In HS, I won 69 Big Macs and then 2 tickets to Paul McCartney’s Rock Show movie by being the 9th caller (or whatever caller) on a radio show. Then I briefly pretended I’d won some Jordache jeans, too, bc I was high off winning things. I still feel bad about this.
— Gremliny Nussboo (@emilynussbaum) January 9, 2019
23.
https://twitter.com/AlixEHarrow/status/1082783050109456385
24.
https://twitter.com/AlixEHarrow/status/1082783050109456385
25.
I got a job at a summer camp as the outdoor/nature counsellor because I said I had studied plants and wilderness survival, but I basically just made things up, including the names of all the plants we saw. So I feel like there are adults now who call everything the wrong name
— Mathew Ingram (@mathewi) January 9, 2019
26.
https://twitter.com/silkspectres/status/1082862774441537537
!!!
https://twitter.com/silkspectres/status/1082864480499822594
27.
https://twitter.com/ashleybrandt/status/1082783870037250048
28.
this isn’t me but a friend in college was in an accident and got amnesia (for real!) and a girl he had hooked up with once(!) showed up at the hospital and told him they were in a serious relationship and they’re married now. I think abt that one a lot
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) January 9, 2019
29.
https://twitter.com/thexmasprince/status/1082781905131573249
30.
I was sleeping with a coworker of mine and I wanted to stop on account of it being very bad sex and also his tedious personality. I told him I was ready for a commitment and marriage. He dumped me. It was glorious.
— marconiplein (@marconiplein) January 8, 2019
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