Evil Geniuses Are Confessing The Crazy Lies They’ve Told For Personal Gain On Twitter

21.

When I was 16, I faked a mission trip to Guatemala (paperwork and all) to my parents (both pastors) so that I could go party in Panama City, Florida, for spring break.

— Lesley Nneka Arimah (@larimah) January 8, 2019

22.

In HS, I won 69 Big Macs and then 2 tickets to Paul McCartney’s Rock Show movie by being the 9th caller (or whatever caller) on a radio show. Then I briefly pretended I’d won some Jordache jeans, too, bc I was high off winning things. I still feel bad about this.

— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) January 9, 2019

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https://twitter.com/AlixEHarrow/status/1082783050109456385

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https://twitter.com/AlixEHarrow/status/1082783050109456385

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I got a job at a summer camp as the outdoor/nature counsellor because I said I had studied plants and wilderness survival, but I basically just made things up, including the names of all the plants we saw. So I feel like there are adults now who call everything the wrong name

— Mathew Ingram (@mathewi) January 9, 2019

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https://twitter.com/silkspectres/status/1082862774441537537

!!!

https://twitter.com/silkspectres/status/1082864480499822594

27.

https://twitter.com/ashleybrandt/status/1082783870037250048

28.

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1082872525661589504

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https://twitter.com/thexmasprince/status/1082781905131573249

30.

https://twitter.com/marconiplein/status/1082777432208408581

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