21.
Marcus, I am sympathetic to your name problems, but…
— Caoilfhionn Gallagher QC (@caoilfhionnanna) January 10, 2020
22.
— Margaret (@mpinchb) January 10, 2020
23.
“Hi, I’m Sarah-Jane.”
“Hi Sarah.”
Do they think the ‘Jane’ is there for decorative purposes
— Sarah-Jane Murphy (@sjanemurf) January 10, 2020
24.
Hi, I’m Bronwyn.
Are you sure that’s your first name?
That sounds like a guy’s name.
Brooklyn? Bronson?
[blank stare]@Biggletron, @BranwenOShea, can you relate?
— Bronwyn Harris, One Outspoken Educator (@BronwynAnn) January 9, 2020
25.
I’ll never forget the day that my own mother called me Brandon.
— Branwyn Bigglestone (@Biggletron) January 9, 2020
26.
Hi I’m Siân.
Sean? Isn’t that a man’s name?
Its Siân. Female name. Welsh.
No, Sean is definitely Irish.
It is but my name is Welsh.
Ok, Sean.— Siân Rowland (@Sian_Rowland) January 10, 2020
27.
(Back when we used home phones when I was growing up) ring, ring
Me: Hello.
Caller: Is Mary there?
Me: Mary my grandmother, my mother, or my sister?…every single day
— Sarah T (@Sarah6t) January 11, 2020
28.
Me: “Hi, I’m Makrina. Nice to meet you.”
Everyone: “Heeeey Macarena hey! ♀️♀️♀️♀️”
— (@Makrina91) January 10, 2020
29.
Growing up, I experienced “Garth, Garett, Gah-reth”
I then thought, maybe it’s be best to use Gary places that need my name for an order like at @Starbucks …
Never thought Gary could be messed up, but…. pic.twitter.com/viIjPzWj4r
— Gareth Lim (@GLim2016) January 10, 2020
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