11.
https://twitter.com/ohen39/status/987846031298715648
12.
https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/968851366394384387
13.
Dating as a tall woman I
-strap them into a high chair
-spoon feed them mashed peas
-kiss their foreheads goodnight
-tuck them into bed— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) May 3, 2018
14.
is it just me or boys get more attractive when they plan out or have in mind where they wanna take you for a date pic.twitter.com/yrcbuWdxZa
— 🌻 (@syuahmdx) April 25, 2018
15.
There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but I never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so I’m thinking tonight I’m gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital
— Devin Wagner (@iamdevinwagner) January 10, 2018
16.
https://twitter.com/hancuthbert_/status/1052925158267281409
17.
Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 22, 2018
18.
Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall
— katie (indoors) (@katefeetie) October 15, 2018
19.
friends: he's going to waste your time
me: pic.twitter.com/C0WUp4CV8y— loser ☆ (@tristehomo) August 23, 2018
20.
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
— Gem (@gemma_e_b) October 11, 2018