Celebrities are just like us—drunk in quarantine.
As the ‘rona crisis and resulting quarantines continue, mankind has turned to its best and most loyal friend: Alcohol.
Yes alcohol, that happy juice that grants mood-altering distraction to beer bros and wine moms alike. And while most people drink to forget their problems that hasn’t stopped celebrities from getting in on the boozing despite the fact that they mostly don’t have any problems to speak of.
And because nothing officially happens anymore unless it’s shared on social media we get to see these modern gods get tanked in all their messy glory.
1. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are launching their own brand of “quarantine wine“
— ashton kutcher (@aplusk) April 19, 2020
2. Martha Stewart is leaving drunk comments on Instagram
3. Oprah is sipping wine and singing The Banana Boat Song (Day-O)
We’re doing dinner early so we can watch the ONE World concert with @LadyGaga & @glblctzn at 8 PM EST across all the major networks. I think wine and music makes meal prep so much better. You agree? #TogetherAtHome pic.twitter.com/7vUAdQSm1p
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) April 18, 2020
4. Drunk Lili Reinhart is having no chill
gm Lili Reinhart being drunk, the funniest thing you will see on the day i think pic.twitter.com/njbPY6aWb3
— `mane 💚 (@pambeeslxs) March 21, 2020
5. Gwyneth Paltrow is demanding more whiskey options
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6. Rian Johnson is drunk-buying audio books
At the age where I need a late night breathalyzer on my phone solely to keep myself from drunk-buying 50 hour long audiobooks
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) March 21, 2020
7. Vanessa Hudgens is apparently having one drink per TikTok video
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8. Chrissy Teigen tried to cook but got drunk and ordered Micky D’s instead
This is why we stan @chrissyteigen (wait for it) pic.twitter.com/JkXklhfR3N
— ♛Natasha (@nsuri20) March 22, 2020
9. Katherine Heigl is drinking so much in quarantine that she’s keeping a diary
10. Meanwhile, Stanley Tucci is keeping it classy with a soothing instructional cocktail-making video
May this video of Stanley Tucci doing a cocktail masterclass be a blessing upon your twitter feed. pic.twitter.com/62R1TjsAqA
— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) April 21, 2020