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We thought the “Imagine” compilation was bad. We had no idea what was on the horizon: watching naked celebrities tell you to vote.
For those out of the loop, let’s go back in time. A time that seems at least a decade ago, but was only seven months prior. When the world had to quarantine and the celebrities all lost their minds. You’d think, what, with their luxury living, that they’d be able to handle quarantine just like us normals. Well, they didn’t. Days into quarantine and the celebs launched a black-and-white Instagram video of them all singing “Imagine” to the internet. Great!
Well, they’re at it again and it’s much worse than a cover song.
A bunch of celebrities got naked to try and inspire you to vote
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) October 7, 2020
They all filmed themselves naked and yelled at us to vote.
celebrities have truly lost their minds during this pandemic like what is getting naked going to do… https://t.co/e0FYCxhpyc
— faiza SARA DAY (@thehqndmaiden) October 7, 2020
Welp, the celebrities are naked again.
— Red (@warlikefire) October 7, 2020
And nobody understands how this tactic is effective. In fact, it may have had the opposite effect.
Celebrities getting naked have absolutely convinced me I shouldn’t vote.
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) October 7, 2020
I took one for the team and watched the naked vid celebrities put out to encourage voting. Save yourself, it’s like the Imagine vid, only naked.
Super cringe.— Thia is with …✌️ (@ThiaBallerina) October 7, 2020
Marx did not consider naked celebrities trying to inspire the people to vote https://t.co/5rv0YNGOLR
— mashir (@gunnersformula) October 7, 2020
It’s just… really bad.
i’m just hoping my morning coffee and news binge isn’t ruined again by naked celebrities.
— G (@stevensongs) October 8, 2020
This will do it!
Celebrities, half-naked, cajoling recalcitrant voters to do their civic duty as citizens of a free country.
Bravo, half-naked celebrities.
Thank you for your “service.” https://t.co/XT0HHatpON
— James A. Gagliano (@JamesAGagliano) October 7, 2020
The gaggle of celebrities, which includes Sarah Silverman, Chris Rock, Tiffany Haddish, Amy Schumer, Mark Ruffalo and more, strip down in their homes in the brief PSA aimed to educate voters on naked ballots.
In the video, they encourage viewers to carefully read instructions on their mail-in ballot and follow them exactly so their vote won’t get thrown away. They then highlight states like Pennsylvania, that require voters to stuff their ballots into two envelopes. If this doesn’t happen, it’s called a “naked ballot.” See? Naked? Funny!!
celebrities telling people to vote while they’re naked pic.twitter.com/Fiat8av5eb
— (@DlGNlTYS) October 8, 2020
It is so incredibly insulting to young people to think that naked celebrities are a more effective voter outreach strategy than our desperate cries for racial justice, college tuition, or affordable housing.
— trevo “vote yes on amendment 2” (@wildtrevor_) October 8, 2020
Some people had their own theories as to why this happened to us.
Every celebrity getting naked is performing a ritual whereby they announce themselves and appear before God naked and clothed only in their sin. It is a message confirming they are baring themselves for all to witness and no longer hiding their deeds. This is a very good sign.
— Sarah Ruth Ashcraft (@SaRaAshcraft) October 7, 2020
And then there’s Lorde, who hasn’t released an album since 2017 and really knows how to get us out to vote.
lorde bribing people with a new album >> celebrities getting naked pic.twitter.com/16Bit5RxIm
— hannah (@foIklorealbum) October 7, 2020
More albums, less naked bodies!
