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People Are Sharing Movie Quotes You Definitely Shouldn’t Say In Bed

It’s probably a safe bet that every single person who has ever watched a movie has, at some point, also quoted a movie in their actual life. Some people can rattle off movie quotes as easily as stringing together their own words and phrases, if not more so. 

But there’s a time and a place for everything, and as cool as your fave movie quotes might be, there are some things that should not be uttered when you’re in the middle of a sexual encounter with a real-life human rather than sitting alone in your living room watching Kill Bill for the 15th time. 

Here are some of the top contenders as compiled by Reddit for things you definitely should not say during sex—and don’t let this list get into your head. Don’t let it be one of those things where now that someone TOLD you not to do it, you’re totally going to do it. Nope. Definitely don’t do that.

1. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

“Come with me if you want to live.”

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2. Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope

“Myself, the boy, the two droids, no questions asked.”

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3. Fight Club

“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”

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4. Monsters, Inc

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.”

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5. Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

“I am your father.”

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6. Babe

“That’ll do pig. That’ll do.”

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7. Shrek

“What are you doing in my swamp?!?”

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8. Saw II

“Oh yes, there will be blood.”

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9. Road House

“I used to fuck guys like you in prison!”

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10. Scarface

“Say hello to my little friend!”

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11. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

“Gives it to us raw and wriggling.”

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12. Home Alone / Angels With Filthy Souls

“Keep the change you filthy animal.”

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13. Shrek

“Actually, it’s quite good on toast.”

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14. Robocop

“Come quietly or there will be trouble.”

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15. Blade Runner

“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.”

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16. The Matrix

“Why, oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?”

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17. Predator

“You’re one ugly motherfucker.”

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18. Planet of the Apes

“Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.”

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19. Pulp Fiction

“I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’mma get medieval on your ass!”

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20. Full Metal Jacket

“I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!”

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21. Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope

“The target area is only two meters wide. It’s a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction.”

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22. Toy Story

YOU ARE A CHILD’S … PLAYTHING

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23. Home Alone

Keep the change, ya filthy animal

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24. Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Now that’s what I call pod racing!

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25. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

No, I am your father.

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