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30 Movies That Could Have Been Over In 10 Minutes If The Main Character Wasn’t Such A Fool

21. Emperor’s New Groove

Yzma originally says that she could just turn him into a flea, put that flea in a box, put that box into another box, and eventually send it to herself so she could smash it with a hammer.

Then she says to save on postage, she’ll just use poison which ends up not being poison. Even if she went with the original plan he’d be a flea, and, for all intents and purposes, out of the picture pretty instantly.

Yzma f–ked herself trying to save like a quarter.  –CinnaSol

22. School of Rock

Mrs Mullins: “Can I see your ID Mr. Sheebly?”

Dewey: “Uh sorry I don’t have it.”

Mrs Mullins: “Sorry you won’t be able to teach the kids unless you have proof you’re a teacher/who you are!”

–mewchitects

23. Rent

“Hey, mom, Mark here. I’m sorry, it didn’t work out, I’m being evicted, can I go home again?” –OmenBard

24. Suicide Squad

The main antagonist in Suicide Squad is a member of the team, Enchantress, who turned out to be evil and gains power thanks to some magic macguffin that the lady running the team uses to control her. Literally the entire plot of Suicide Squad wouldn’t have happened if they didn’t bother assembling the f–king suicide squad. –CanyonSlim

 25. 28 Days Later

“How about we don’t let the diseased rage monkey out of the cage?” –ReallyHadToFixThat

26. Sleeping Beauty

“Honey, we should invite Maleficent to our daughter’s christening. I know she’s the Mistress of All Evil, but it’d probably end up worse for us if we don’t invite her.” –MustLoveDisneyMovies

27. The Ring

Just don’t watch the movie. –NeilKujo

28. She’s The Man

“Sorry, you’re very clearly a girl dressed as a boy. Do you even go here?” –Handro_The_Great

And: if your brother is in London and you’re in his school pretending to be him… Where does everyone else think you are? –not_a_diplodocus

29. Avengers: Infinity War

As soon as Maw and Cull landed in New York Dr. Strange could have used the time stone repeatedly to his advantage. –chrisl182

30. Jumanji

Next level. Bro, Spencer you idiot. –Boban_the_dude

Some Redditors felt they couldn’t restrict their frustration to movies and went on to ruin a few TV shows as well…

Forget movies, How I Met Your Mother took 9 years, a 5 min story…. –

TheHasanZ

“Kids, I was at a wedding, and your mom was the bass player.”

The end  –Wlondon02

 

Not a movie, but Breaking Bad would have worked out much better for Walt if he had just swallowed his pride and allowed his old friend to pay for his cancer treatment. –rinkydinkis

And, of course…

Any movie where the main character says “there’s no time to explain” –Knickers_in_a_twist_

Every horror movie from the 80s. –ocrohnahan

Any horror movie where your friends are dying one by one. After the third one, you say “f–k it” and leave. –snowdead78

(Wait.. did he said after the THIRD one?! Yo, I’m outta there the moment the lights go out, there’s a loud noise, or I can’t see every single person I came in with)

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