33 Doctors & Nurses Share The Dumbest Things Patients Have Ever Said To Them

31. Why do you think it tastes like bubblegum?

“Children’s oral antibiotics prescribed for ear infections (which are usually pink, sweet, fruit flavored liquids), are meant to be delivered into the mouth and NOT directly into the ear canal.

Yes. This happens. More often than you can imagine.” – Contrariwise2

32. You should not be allowed to have sex.

33. Wait until she hears about where herpes comes from.

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