It’s no secret that we men are notoriously bad at following directions. If there’s a universally-accepted way of doing something correctly, we’re going to do it that wrong way.
These husbands are keeping the spirit of absolute numb-skullery alive and well.
1. This husband who tried to weasel out of plans.
2. This husband who thought there was enough hummus to put the container back in the fridge.
3. This husband who thought it was okay to grate sliced cheese.
4. This husband who tried to pass off someone else’s work as his own.
5. This husband who refuses to finish a carton of milk.
6. This husband who ruined two perfectly good bananas when he ripped off a third.
7. This husband who betrayed his wife’s trust.
8. This husband who tied the knot too tight.
9. This husband who believes this is the way to butter a bagel.
10. This husband who should never be allowed to stir a drink.
11.This husband who left the pie crust for someone else.
12. This husband who buys new jars of jam instead of using the old ones.
13. This husband who forgot he was in a group text.
14. This husband who thought opening a jar of peanut butter should look like this.
15. This husband who put the apples in the bowl.
16. This husband who eats oranges like a sociopath.
17. This husband who added cheese to his wife’s pasta.
18. This husband who did the laundry.
19. This husband who thought it was okay to put this back in the fridge for later.
